Do you ever dream about your own place, where people jump around to make you feel better? How about free food, drugs and electroshocks? Yeah me too, and this guide will show you how to get yourself locked up in a madhouse! (free shelter, free food and spongebaths ftw)

Choice #1: Walk around the town and find a beggar. When he asks you for money, give him some currency that isn’t valid for a couple of decades and when he tells you, that this money is no good, start yelling “Beam me up, they know!!!1″ and run away. It helps if you run for a couple of blocks while yelling. If you feel creative, jump in a dumpster and pretend you’re driving in a spaceship.
Choice #2: go to a caffee with a terrace and start stuffing leaves and napkins into your underpants. At some point start running around in circles and laughing like a madman. When they ask you to leave start crying for your mommy (it helps if you’re 20 or more). Also complain that your pockets hurt from time to time
Choice #3: rap some tinfoil around your head, grab a broom and go accross town pretending to be a knight. When the police arrive to arrest you, challange them to a duel. If they finaly manage to cuff you, yell “King George will hear of this!” all the way to the station and when they take your picture, start accusing them of witchcraft.
Choice #4: start a fire and then blame it on the cookie monster.
Choice #5: start building a fence around the police station and when someone comes out, start yelling “Caesar, the Gauls are attacking!”. When they arrest you and ask for your name, tell them a made-up serial number, rank etc. (example: “Serial number 9283498, first spear Centurion, fifth cohort of the 9th legion under the command of Julius Caesar, [Insert your name]” - maybe you can even write this stuff down on a piece of paper as your ID!).

More to come (maybe… if they don’t arrest me for building fences around police stations)

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